An update

I have become too much of a burden for my wife so for the last month we have been getting home health care twice a day through Fraser Health. They come every day for an hour in the morning and an hour at night, to get me up and put me to bed. We had to buy a lift to get me in and out of bed. The cost of this help is subsidized, but still expensive.

The home health care workers completely sponge bath me every other day and wash the front and back of my midriff morning and night. Ya. The first time it was embarrassing, but now, meh. I can have a normal conversation as a strange woman handles my junk and not be at all aroused. Boy, I never saw that coming.

They say they try and send the same health care worker, but I've had 20 different woman handle my junk last month. That is way more than all my previous years. Well, maybe not way more, but more.

There is one male health care worker I've had a couple of times. We are both straight so getting washed by him is...odd. I am sure we are chanting, under our breath "don't enjoy it,don't enjoy it,don't enjoy it ".

Anyway, I don't have Alzheimer, but I am meeting new people every day.